Fear not, I have not moved to the light side, that is just filter.
I was discussing with my younger sister and a friend of hers came to mind, and I asked after her. She told me she had just ended things with her boyfriend.
For the sake of this piece, lets call her Ainu.

 I saw a disturbing video on Instagram of a Ghanaian lady who jumped down a 40 storey building because her husband was cheating on her with her mom and they were both pregnant. I was just sad, I cried: the way her bones broke upon hitting the ground. My God!!
I watched that video and these were the lessons I got from it.

Quick question: If you just came back from Imo to Lagos because of NYSC, are you an #IJGB (I Just Got Back)? Do I get to brand myself with that name?  No?  Alright.
So I just discovered some new songs since I got to Lagos, apparently they are not new but I might have been living under a rock. So here is my list :

Is it still cool to make the peace sign when taking a picture?!

Hi Guyyyysss *in Toke's voice*
Happy new month!!!
How has the first part of the year been?
August is upon us people!!  I am excited about this month very optimistic too. It's my prayer that in this new month we all experience favor, we make progress and we take steps that will take us closer to our dreams.
I am taking up some volunteer work before the job comes. It should be interesting, I will share the details as the time comes.
I am currently attending a workplace readiness program at The Covenant Place, the struggle not to have a Frank Donga is real!!
Incase you know any media houses recruiting, or in need of intern, do let me know. I am an email away: ifeoma.nwawe@gmail.com
Have a most fulfilling month.
Xoxo,
Oma!

Dear EN,
I don't know how to write this letter without covering my face in shame. I am filled with ashame.

we were literally rubbing shoulders with Mai

When Friday night, while the whole of Lagos was turning up, I was helping my cousin take out her kinky braids and we were just having random conversations from how her daughter said her nanny looked like a zebra because she wore a black and white stripped dress to how her pastor keeps rallying for followers on twitter. I still need to find the connection with hair and gist, its almost inevitable.