THE MAIN CHIC VS THE SIDE CHIC

The Ultimate side chic

After Boko Haram and Chibok one of the headlines that make me sick is abuse in its variety and it comes in different forms (spouse to spouse, side chick to main chick, main chic to side chic 

The headlines keep changing everyday.

• Tchidi Chikere's ex-wife still respects and loves him, even though he cheated on her, she says Nuella Njubigbo is the devil behind the failure of her marriage.
• 14 year old girl beats friend up for smiling at her boyfriend.
• 15 year old slices neighbours ear for waving at her 'boyfriend', man says he has never seen the two girls.
• Wife pours acid on husband's girlfriend, she adds pepper to her vagina!!!

Dear main chick,

Let me use this platform to congratulate you. I know things are not going the way you want them to. You think it’s too early for le boo to start cheating, I think he should have never considered it .

So you found out about Bola his girlfriend and you and your sisters have decided to go to her house next Saturday, to insert a boiling ring in her vagina? Don’t be fooled, le boo is banking on it, he knows once you find out, you will get outraged and think Bola is the devil’s incarnate. She is far from it, she is just another lady who made a wrong decision. I don’t think that’s enough reason to mutilate her. Have you considered the fact that she didn't know he was married?

Bola is just an illusion. It could have been Aisha, Onyinye or Tope!!

You have a cheating spouse; deal with it without involving the other woman.

Sweetheart, the whole of Lagos is not chasing your boo, so stop your ceaseless prayers to heaven and the mini gods. Yesterday you told God to send fire and brimstones to her, you also told Sakpona to dash her chicken pox, someone told me you intend to visit Amadioha very soon.

Let’s try and reduce these annoying headlines. Stop insulting the side chicks, bear in mind that I am not condoning Bola. All I am saying is she is not the one you are in a relationship with. Blame your spouse first before you send the thugs at Alpha Beach to her house.

Trust me even if they kill Bola, he will move on to Aisha. How many people do you want to kill or torture before you start blaming the boo!!

Love,

Ifeoma

While we are at it, lets say a prayer for the Chibok girls and Mrs Dora Akunyili . Lets hope, with this new week comes good news.. Can i hear an Amen?

I have been listening to Mavin's Dorobucci, i think its a jam!!! I fell in love with Olly Murs Dear Darlin' again, its food to the soul..

We just finished our TTG (Towards a Total Graduate) program last week Saturday. It was a wonderful time and quite eye opening. I have a 3 month break before i go for NYSC in August,if you know any media house looking for interns or any organisation please let me know, the whole idea of doing nothing for that long is not one to get excited about.

Have a beautiful week ahead!!

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